To love

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. – Oscar Wilde

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Women know

Women know, they just know. And if they didn’t, they’d still know. Men probably won’t get this, but women will because they know. – Unknown

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I’m old enough

I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. – Anonymous

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Always borrow

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. – Oscar Wilde

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There’s so much comedy

There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? – Cavett

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Life is hard

Life is hard, after all, it kills you. – Kathrine Hepburn

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It’s funny

It’s funny, everything is so much easier when you do it yourself. – Carine Roitfeld

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A word to the wise

A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice. – Bill Cosby

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Women marry men

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. – Albert Einstein

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I liked writing humor

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny. – Roseanne Barr

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People say

People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. - Unknown

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Some people

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! – Unknown

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If you can stay in love

If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something. — Fran Lebowitz

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Bad officials

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. – Unknown

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Some people

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! – Unknown

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Build a man a fire

Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. – Terry Pratchett

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Good girls

Good girls go straight to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere! – Unknown

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The difference between

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein

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Don’t let anyone

Don’t let anyone tell you the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. – Unknown

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I believe

I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash. – Unknown

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