I am old enough to make my own decisions. Just not young enough to remember what I decided.

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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

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If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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I wonder what happens when doctor wife eats an apple a day.

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If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I would be a millionaire.

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People say you cannot live without love. I think oxygen is more important.

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Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.

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